ATTACK WATCH!!!

Have you heard about Obama's new website www.attackwatch.com? It is a website to report to the White House any smear against the president (or just an effort to update their mailing list). They are going to give out information to refute any attacks and smears against Obama's record. It has been deemed a 'laughing stock' by the twitterverse and is taking a PR pounding. Within hours of being launched a video parody was released and it is pretty funny:

Here are some more parody attack watch entries:

#attackwatch I just saw several people refuse to eat their peas. Do you have a SWAT team?

Obama I'm confused. If I see someone suspicious should I use #AttackWatch or this illegal class III AK-47 an ATF agent gave me?

What's black, white, and RED all over? #AttackWatch

#attackwatch Just parked my private jet in a handicap space, left it running and bought some lemonade from little girls in yard w/o a permit

#AttackWatch: Because #ResistWeMuch was already taken."

#attackwatch I think the rapture has taken place because I can no longer find anyone who says they voted for Obama

#attackwatch somebody I know keeps calling POTUS dumb! Please release his college transcripts so I can prove him wrong!

Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!

Just one more idiotic thing this president has done...