United States Redneck (USRSF)
These mostly Southern boys will be dropped off into Taliban and terrorists: and will be given only the following facts about the
1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music, or Jesus.
5. They are directly responsible for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
The Pentagon expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday. Applications are available at your local sporting goods counter.