ATTACK WATCH!!!

ATTACK WATCH!!!

Have you heard about Obama's new website www.attackwatch.com? It is a website to report to the White House any smear against the president (or just an effort to update their mailing list). They are going to give out information to refute any attacks and smears against Obama's record. It has been deemed a 'laughing stock' by the twitterverse and is taking a PR pounding. Within hours of being launched a video parody was released and it is pretty funny:

Here are some more parody attack watch entries:

#attackwatch I just saw several people refuse to eat their peas. Do you have a SWAT team?

Obama I'm confused. If I see someone suspicious should I use #AttackWatch or this illegal class III AK-47 an ATF agent gave me?

What's black, white, and RED all over? #AttackWatch

#attackwatch Just parked my private jet in a handicap space, left it running and bought some lemonade from little girls in yard w/o a permit

#AttackWatch: Because #ResistWeMuch was already taken."

#attackwatch I think the rapture has taken place because I can no longer find anyone who says they voted for Obama

#attackwatch somebody I know keeps calling POTUS dumb! Please release his college transcripts so I can prove him wrong!

Hey #attackwatch, I saw 6 ATM’s in an alley, killing a Job. It looked like a hate crime!

Just one more idiotic thing this president has done...

The Proof Is In The Putting

Here are ACTUAL facts about the State of the Union, in black and white (not a racist remark okay?) and undisputable. Take a good look and you can decide what Obama has done with his 'Historic' election, liberal media protecting, covering and pushing his agenda from behind, and enjoying some of the highest initial approval ratings in modern history. It didn't take me long to form my conclusion.

To all of you who troll the comments on news stories or perhaps join in internet TV chat boards (such as my personal favorite http://www.justin.tv/pepperman2#/w/1739149488), you might have seen (or heard in discussions) allegations that George Bush handed Obama a horrible economy, a huge deficit, terrible jobs numbers etc.. Some have even tried to use "facts" that actually aren't facts, but they look good on paper until you check them out.

I can tell you that the first thing you will hear from liberals is is that the "Republicans won't compromise with Obama because they want the economy to fail so he doesn't get re-elected." They might acknowledge these 'facts' but immediately blame Republicans .. the party of Know, er I mean NO! Remember liberals can sum up their political platforms on a bumper sticker so you are likely to hear identical remarks for multiple people. They don't coordinate, they are just not very deep intellectually. By the way the first chance Republicans got to actually make a difference was in January of 2010 and they did what they were elected to do in congress..They voted to repeal Obama Care, but Harry Reid wouldn't allow it to come up for a vote in the Senate.

Well here it is:

Obama spent $840 billion dollars on Stimulus (Net Jobs in August 2011..wait for it..ZERO), he had 60 votes in the senate and a super majority in the House for two years and never did he insist on passing a crucial jobs bill..But instead we got ObamaCare, an Omnibus spending bill, quantitative easing and a whole bunch of other government spending, while businesses were hampered with regulations, FEES (fees are not taxes?) and onerous requirements on employers related to Obama Care.

Let's make sure this economy is laid squarely on Obama and not a Tsunami, Republicans or a Hurricane (I won't even go into the whole Libya thing).

The left loves to say there is no such thing as absolute truth (like right and wrong). When you look at the stats above you can see why they don't like to be confronted with facts. Obama is in big trouble because a poor economy is what causes people to pay attention.

Definition of a Recession: When your neighbor loses his job.

Definition of a Depression: When you lose your job.

Definition of a Recovery: When Obama loses his job!

And that my brothers and sisters is the actual state of the union in our once great nation..